October 26th, 2005 | No Comments
Bird Flew
Note to the governments of Europe: If we reach a situation where drastic measures are required to control Asian bird flu, please do not employ these men:
The Vulture Squadron have a proven track record of avian mismanagement. In fact, in over 20 years they have failed to catch a single pigeon. This band of incompetents, lead by a certain Mr Dastardly, include a medal-hungry mutt, a cowardly pilot and an engineer with Tourette’s.
